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Free joke book are you sick and tired of being stuck at home. At the end of the day, it doesnt matter if someone dislikes you. To view the jokes already left by others simply click on the open book icon below, or you can leave one of your own by filling out the form. Best joke books for 7 year olds be the mom who gets them. A proctologist gets sick of his medical career and decides its time for a change. Sick blonde jokes lots of blonde jokes lots of jokes. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard. Its sick, its funny, it was a formative influence at a young age. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the fainthearted. Youll probably want to read these books in private, since spontaneous maniacal laughter may ensue.
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